IS THIS BAD OR WHAT? BREASTMILK ICE CREAM!

PETA wants Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream to replace cow's milk with human milk. WPTZ's Matt Gerien reports.

PINK FIRE TRUCK RAISES BREAST CANCER AWARENESS.

A big, pink fire truck is in Concord, New Hampshire to raise awareness about breast cancer. All my grandpa's aunties died from breast cancer and my mom's aunt had a double masectomy. Visit their family page to see.

A 50 YEAR OLD CROCODILE RETIRES. DOING WHAT?

A 50-year-old crocodile becomes the latest retiree in Miami, Florida. CNN Affiliate WSVN reports.

BAD WORDS TAUGHT IN SCHOOL!! EDUCATION OR NOT?

Parents of middle school students are fuming that their kids were given a list of explicit words. KFSN reports.

ARE THESE BAD WORDS? PUSSYCAT AND DICK.

I went to school one day last year and Mrs Moro grounded me from recess because a kid reported me saying "pussy." The problem is that I don't know that as a bad word. I was only talking about our neighbor Ms Karen's new cat. It is called a pussycat. But my teacher taught I was talking about a bad word used by grownups to depict the private part of a woman.

What about Dick? My mom calls a friend of ours Dick and she says it's short for Richard as Bill is short for William. how is that? If she says Dick, can I call my friend Richard Dick too?

Life is not fair! Why ask why?

PEOPLE ABANDONED A TOTAL OF 11 KIDS AT THE SAME HOSPITAL IN 24 HOURS!

Two more children have been left at hospitals since a father dropped off his nine children at Creighton University Medical Center Wednesday night.The state's Department of Health and Human Services confirmed that an 8-year-old boy was taken to Immanuel Hospital at 5 p.m. and an 11-year-old boy was taken to the same hospital at 8:30 p.m.One of the boys was placed in foster care and the other is still at the hospital undergoing evaluation.

Source: KETV-7 Nebraska

Kids are precious but when the parents don't want you again is something else. 9 kids? Take a look at my pumpkin KJ in his class last year during their annual pyjamas party. He's the one that always gets hurt. (Bandaid)

POSTED BY THE MOM.

PINK SAID THE F-WORD ON TV LAST NITE IN CANADA.

OH HUH! MY MOM KEPT LAUGHING!!! SHE ASKED PERMISSION....

THE TYRA SHOW EVERYONE MUST SEE ABOUT BLACK WOMEN BLEACHING THEIR KIDS.

This is the FULL EPISODE!

CHECK OUT THIS PUMPKIN! IT CAN FEED MY WHOLE CITY!

A giant gourd weighs in at nearly 1,000 lbs. The owner says good soil and good seeds are the key to healthy gourds. We need a Toronto pie!!

BIG BAD SNAKE SPOTTED ON FLORIDA HIGHWAY!!!

A 10-foot boa constrictor is found slithering along a busy highway in Vero Beach, Florida. My big brothers are now 21 and 17 and they loved snakes as kids. As a matter of fact, they took this picture in 1995 in the very same state of Florida.

THE SNAKE MY BROTHERS WERE HOLDING FROM THE ABOVE STORY.

..........plus a baby alligator too!! Eni was 8 and Oyin was 5. Below Eni is now gonna be 22 and Oyin 17.

PINK IS COMING TO TORONTO MONDAY NIGHT TOMMOROW!

I want you to know that Pink will be performing on TV on Monday live on Much Music here in Toronto. It will be aired on Much More Music on Rogers Channel 29. It's live on TV too and that is Pink at the VMA's.

DARK SKIN BAD? TYRA BANKS DID A SHOW LAST WEEK ABOUT MOMS WHO BLEACH THEIR KIDS!!

My mom said when I was 7 days old, she took me to go visit at her office and her boss called me "chocolate dream." Dark skin is good cos a lot of people think I am cute!! Ma mom said even if I show up in a picture in a silhouette, she lightens me on Adobe Photoshop and that's the only lightening she'll ever do! Light skin is good too but changing it is RIDICULOUS!

7-YEAR-OLD TAKES HIS GRANDMA'S TRUCK ON JOY RIDE, HITS PARKED CARS AND DOESN'T CARE!

Now he is in the system meaning that the cops are watching him and the foster care officials!

I am 7 too.......but try taking Grandma's Mercedes in Africa and she will spank me up! She loves to spank! Grandma looks tough with her ride!

7 YEAR OLD BOXER PRETTY BOY BAM BAM ON ELLEN SHOW.

Wow! He can fight good too! I am 7 too....

SOME BAD GUY ROBS A STORE AND GOT AWAY?

Watch out for bad guys especially if they cover their face and just give them the money. You don't wanna get killed.

5TH GRADER DELIVERS A MOVING SPEECH!

Kids did so many good things this past week!

FAMILY VALUES GO BAD WITH THESE GIRLS!!

My mom says these two girls had over 30 MySpace pages! Huh! They are some bad girls talking like that! OMG!

CHECK OUT THIS CELEBRITY KIDS POLL!

1. Whose children will become famous actors like their parents? MSN did it.
   
   1. Brangelina's
      19%
   2. Nicole & Keith's
      3%
   3. Tomkat's
      8%
   4. Will & Jada's
      70%

17126 responses, not scientifically valid, results updated every minute.

That poll better become scientific too. They have two, not one in the movies of their own. Their mom Jada and my mom go way back and she attended their parents wedding in 1997 in Baltimore. Willow was destined to be a star from birth. I like her cos she is cute and RICH! Add Diddy's son Christian to already talented Jaden and you got "Black Hollywood movie and music moguls." The next Sony BMG!

PETA video shows pigs abused at Iowa farm.

Mama pig and piglets are napping at CNE 2007

Me in front of the pig farm at the CNE in 2008

These piglets are 3 days old born at the CNE 2008

I like PIGS! They give us pork chops ma mommy cooks for Sunday dinner and also bacon for Saturday morning big breakfast. Now some farm is abusing the baby piglets! Not a good story!!!!

CNN reports that

"On the video, obtained by The Associated Press, a supervisor tells an undercover investigator for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals that when he gets angry or a sow won't move, "I grab one of these rods and jam it in her [anus]."

The farm outside Bayard, Iowa, about 60 miles west of Des Moines, is a supplier to Hormel Foods of Austin, Minnesota. PETA wants to use the results of the investigation to pressure Hormel, the maker of Spam and other food products, to demand that its suppliers ensure humane treatment of pigs."

"That's like putting a pin into that inflatable pig behind me. Jamming rods into their bum-bum is painful and BAD!

MOM'S GOT ALL THE PLAYBOY MODEL SEARCH COVERAGE ON HER SITE!

To see the entire coverage, videos, interviews, pictures and more, visit Keminications, my media gossip site.

LANA TAILOR OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE SHOUTS ME OUT!

She's good looking and my mom needs to lose weight and be HOT like her. My mom is too FAT these days!

POPULAR CULTURE KID VLOG #2 FINANCIAL EDITION.

My mom said the stock market collapsed. I hope the livestock at the farm is not affected. I won't have Canadian bacon, milk and beef.

DID YOU KNOW MY MOM IS AN ANNOYING LIFELONG REPUBLICAN?

SO WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING IN THIS PICTURE? OK, she's friends with former Lieutenant Governor of Maryland Kathleen Kennedy-Townsend. My mom says that she is RFK's oldest child. They took this picture in 1998 way back before I was born. I am Republican now. I switched over last weekend. I like Sarah Palin.

SEPT 11TH 2008: GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

On August 31st 2008, KJ and I decided to pay a visit to Officer J. Rowe of the Toronto Police Department, our favourite Police Department in the Universe. We were doing a blog project and we talked about how bad guys are arrested and much more. The need to let kids know that cops are our friends. KJ got to arrest officer Rowe and wear his hat too.

Yes, there are bad cops out there but majority of them swear under oath to serve and protect us. The same goes for the guys at the Firehouse. We stopped by over there too the same day. The guys gave KJ a tailor made fire suit of his own and a hat to match and let him ride in the truck. What could make a boy feel so fulfilled when he gets to play with his toy in real life. We have always been friends at the firehouse. KJ and I did a project with the guys asking why they always show up at a shooting along with medics and they explained to him plus showed him the defibrillator on the truck. (Aww, I love Canadian first responders!)

I am a Nigerian American Canadian. All I can tell you is that I was born in one, taken to another at 10 days old and grew up there and naturalized in the 3rd. All three countries matter to me. My three sons are American.

On September 11th 2001, As most of you know, I am also a U.S registered Pharmacist of 20 years. I was heading to work at a Washington DC area pharmacy from my home in Baltimore (40 min drive) when the babysitter called at 8.40am to tell me to watch one of the WTC burning. Suddenly plane #2 came in ad you could hear the awww..... in the entire neighborhood as everyone was watching at the same time! It was a mess as I watched till 10.15am.

I dropped 6 month old KJ at Lisa's house and was on Interstate 95 South to DC when we got slammed in a traffic back up. Turning on the radio, I heard that another plane had crashed into the PENTAGON near the DC and Virginia border! It was chaos! It was hours, I mean hours but I finally got home......no work and I walked into my home at 7pm sharp to see the wall to wall TV coverage, schools were locked down all day, finally got all the kids and as I came in from the garage, I dropped the baby on the carpet in the toy room where my kids all played during their recreation.

I ran to the bathroom and come back to proceed to clean up the baby (KJ) when his dad walked in from DC, no car, nothing, everybody walked or hitched a ride home. As we both went to get KJ he had crawled into the toys and was wearing a toy plastic fireman's hat belonging to his 7 year old brother and he was holding a small American flag!!!!!!!!!!! The flags we had just held andwaved at the July 4th parade 2 months earlier.

We all screamed!!! Get the camera!!! This photo is a classic that we left behind in two places in Nigeria when we moved here in 2007. Framed in my stuff in storage and in my old office computer. One day I shall show you. It was as if Kayode Joshua knew what happened in America that fateful day. A story I repeatedly tell firemen and police all over the. We wrote on the picture with a marker "Sept 11th 2001 7pm. God Bless America"

At almost 8 years old, KJ always asks me why it happened? I just tell him it was terrorism. Terrorists come in different sizes, shapes and color. I told him about Tim McVeigh in Oklahoma and more. We must never forget what happened that day. We all lost someone even if we didn't know them. Mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, grandmas and dads, single moms, friends, enemies but if we ever run into an emergency, we only have one place to call, it's 911!

GOD BLESS AMERICA. In observance of 9/11, All Keminications Media blogs will be CLOSED in observance of the 7 year anniversary of this tragedy........The pin on the left was knitted by my old lady neighbor who sold them for a dollar each to raise money for the victims however little it was.

May all who we lost R.I.P...........Watch the videos below to reflect. Enjoy your day......Kemi

KARDINALL OFFISHALL ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO.

Kardi's album comes out today.

BOMBSHELL, THERE ARE GONNA BE ELECTIONS IN CANADA IN 36 DAYS!!!

My mom said Prime Minister Stephen Harper is worried about the economy so he dissolved the government and now the Canadians have to vote again. The third time in 4 years. The other opposition leader's name is Stephan Dion. Is he related to Celine Dion? Do you know? Leave me a comment please. Below are the videos I made. My mom said Dion is the "French Connection" whatever that means.

CANADIAN ELECTIONS 2008:STEPHEN HARPER CALLS ELECTION PT 1



CANADIAN ELECTIONS 2008:STEPHEN HARPER CALLS ELECTION PT 2



CANADIAN ELECTIONS 2008: STEPHAN DION ADDRESS PT 1



CANADIAN ELECTIONS 2008: STEPHAN DION ADDRESS PT 2

DID YOU SEE THE MTV VMA AWARDS LAST NITE?

Britney Spears won everything. I like award shows! My mom always gives me a quarter for every award winner I get right but last nite was bad as I only got Lil Wayne's Lollipop video right. Go to my mom's music gossip site and see all the coverage.


Even my lookalike Akon was there but did not perform or present!

OMG! THE POLICE SHOULD BE OUR FRIENDS!!!

One of my fave rappers in Canada, Rapper Belly's house was raided by police. They were looking for guns? They found two bebe guns and no charges were laid but they did $40,000 worth of damage! There I am with Toronto Police officer J. Rowe. He is our friend. Police should be our friends!

I MADE AUNT RONNIE AND UNCLE LAMAR A VIDEO!!

This morning at 7.30am, my mom read her Black and Married with Kids e-mail from her pals in America Mr Lamar and Mrs Ronnie Tyler. They sent an audio clip as they were on the news for their blogsite. She then told me to go to pictures and get all the pictures pertaining to them and make a youtube video. I downloaded and played the audio into Adobe audition then imported it to movie maker and published. Ta-da! See you after school! TGIF!!

HAPPY LABOR DAY IN CANADA AND AMERICA!

Finally a government holiday we both celebrate. Make sure you have a safe one. It's 5.19pm Eastern and I woke up an hour ago. Went to bed 2.47am watching hurricane Gustav coverage. There will be light blogging only today.